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Monu was very excited about job interview. Manager : We were looking for somebody responsible. Monu: Great! “You’ve found your man,” I responded, whenever there was a problem in my last job, they always said that I was responsible!
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” Man: “I had to go to work.” Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?” Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
In a Train, a lady sleeping at Santa's son's place and refused to get up. Santa went to TC and complained: "This lady is not giving Birth to my Child"
Guest: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?” Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”
One company owner asks another: "Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?" Bill replies: "Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces."
Daddy, what is an alcoholic? Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees. Um, Dad – there are only 2 trees.
I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
Really Truly Hardly It's Impossible to make you FOOL Because you are already a FOOL.
God made a daylight, called Sun! God made an entertainment, called Fun! God made a nightlight, called Moon! God made you and is called Cartoon.
God: I can't be everywhere so I created Mother!! Evil: I too can't be everywhere so I created Mother-in-Law.
Why does the bride & groom exchange garlands at the time of wedding..... Because they say each other affectionately that : "DARLING NOW YOU ARE DEAD"...........
WARNING! Cell phones have dangerous radiations, which causes brain cancer..!! But.. How lucky you are…..! “No Brain” “No Tension”.
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. ? April 1!! You Know Why?? If she accepts, it's your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
You are the most CUTE person in the world! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. . CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.
Car n Bikes
Wall 4 All
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Get Well Soon
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