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After eating fish Santa never drinks water, as he feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!
Bank manager asks Santa in an interview: "What is cyclone" Santa: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ? Santa: For what ? Salesman: For ants Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow!!
Santa: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'. Santa: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Banta: How the word "Wife" was invented? Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of "Wildlife"!
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: Are you OK? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did you break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you? Banta: Me too, after you leave
Santa at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir.
Santa proposed a Girl...... Girl said I am 1 yr elder to you........... Santa said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Why you put Bulb on this Cake? Santa: It's tough to put 60 candles, we put 60W Bulb.
Santa: You cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. Santa: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is "All India Radio"
Banta falls in love with a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I Love You SISTER"
Manager asked Santa at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa: POST BOX
Twin babies born in a Santa's House. Santa could not sleep whole night and continuosly thinking? Who is the father of the second baby!
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