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Boy vs Girl
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
Damn girl, are you a newspaper? Because there's a new issue with you every day.
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
A girl in a restaurant asked me "Are you single?". I happily replied "Yes". She took away the extra chair in front of me.
Two friends stopped suddenly. 1st Friend : OMG! My wife and my girlfriend are coming together. 2nd Friend : Mine too.
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not her father. I’m her mother.
Your eyes are soft and tender, As sweet as they can be, There's one thing you must remember, You are the one for me.
Most Touching Words: I Know, you Were The Most Prestigious Trophy, I Ever Had... But Sometimes, I Feel I Was The Game That You Played..
Boy : What is the name of your car? Girl : I forgot the name, but it starts with "T". Boy : Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol....
Boys Always Remain Faithful To Their Girlfriend..!! But, Which Girlfriend?? That's Still a Topic Of Research..!!
Girl- which computer do you have? Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7 processor 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card. Boy- which computer do YOU have??? Girl- A PINK ONE !!
In School, Boys Shy To Sit With A Girl. . . In College, Boys Die To Sit With A Girl.
If any beautiful girl calls you DOG, then you don't be upset because full form of DOG is..? D=Demand O=OF GIRL=GIRL So next time don't get upset..!
Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls! Girl: Any proof ? Boy: you always say intelliGENTS. but you never say intelliLADIES! Great people Great thoughts.
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