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Doctor - Patient
Patient: Please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade. Doctor: Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet? Patient: Yea, I shaved with the electric razor.
Patient: “Hey Doc, is there any chance I’ll be able to play the violin after the operation?” Doctor: “After some healing, yes, of course!” Patient: “Great! How exciting. I never could before!”
Patient: “Please help me! I can’t stop my hands from shaking.” Doctor: “Do you drink often?” Patient: “Not really, I end up spilling most of it.”
Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a bell? Go home and take these and if you're not better soon, give me a ring.
Patient: Do you have something for a headache? Doctor: Yes, try this hammer.
Doctor: You should take atleast 10 glasses of water everyday. Patient: It's impossible, Doctor Doctor: Why? Patient: I have only 4 glasses at home!
Q: What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? A: One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
Doctor says to the patient: “Your coughing sounds much better." The patient replies: “And no wonder. I spent a lot of time in practicing.”
Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery? Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?
Patient: Doctor, You Must Help Me. I Keep Losing My Temper With People. Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem. Patient: I Just Did, You Stupid Bastard.
Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
Q: What did the man say to the x-ray technician after swallowing some money? A: "Do you see any change in me?"
Doctor: The payment cheque you gave me has bounced back from the bank. Patient: Because the disease you cured before, had returned as well.
Doctor:What happened to you ? PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR: WAIT! I am coming within five minutes.
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