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Doctor - Patient
Q: What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? A: One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
Doctor: You should take atleast 10 glasses of water everyday. Patient: It's impossible, Doctor Doctor: Why? Patient: I have only 4 glasses at home!
Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery? Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?
Doctor says to the patient: “Your coughing sounds much better." The patient replies: “And no wonder. I spent a lot of time in practicing.”
Patient: Doctor, You Must Help Me. I Keep Losing My Temper With People. Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem. Patient: I Just Did, You Stupid Bastard.
Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
Q: What did the man say to the x-ray technician after swallowing some money? A: "Do you see any change in me?"
Doctor: The payment cheque you gave me has bounced back from the bank. Patient: Because the disease you cured before, had returned as well.
Doctor:What happened to you ? PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR: WAIT! I am coming within five minutes.
A crazy patient went to the doctor and asked, " If a toothless dog bites me what treatment you would do?'' Doctor- " Nothing I would give you a needleless injection"
Patient: Doctor, please do the operation safely. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don't worry! It’s my first operation too.
Medicine shop: Buyer: Do you sell this medicine? Seller: Yes. Buyer: It’s fake and poisonous. Seller: But nobody complained about it before. Buyer: How can dead people complain?
Once a man ran to the Doctor, My wife accidentally drank some petrol. Now she is running in the house. What should I do?' Doctor smiled, 'Lock all the doors and windows in the house. She will stop when the petrol is over.'
Operation successful!! You can hear everything from now. Did you say something?
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