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After eating fish Santa never drinks water, as he feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!
Bank manager asks Santa in an interview: "What is cyclone" Santa: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
Santa: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'. Santa: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Banta: How the word "Wife" was invented? Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of "Wildlife"!
Santa proposed a Girl...... Girl said I am 1 yr elder to you........... Santa said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Santa at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir.
Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Why you put Bulb on this Cake? Santa: It's tough to put 60 candles, we put 60W Bulb.
Banta falls in love with a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I Love You SISTER"
Santa: You cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. Santa: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is "All India Radio"
Manager asked Santa at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa: POST BOX
Santa was riding on a horse, He jumped the red light & a cop whistles' Santa lifts the tail of horse & says, Hey POLICE, note the Number.
Santa-Oye! What are you doing? Banta-Recording this baby's voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Banta was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
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