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Santa Banta
Boss: Where Were You Born? Santa: India .. Boss: Which Part? Santa: What ‘Which Part’? Whole Body Was Born In India .
Santa and Banta Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Santa: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Banta: Don't Worry, I Have One More.
Sardar: What Is The Name Of Your Car? Lady: I Forgot The Name, But It Starts With ‘T’. Sardar: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Start With Petrol.
Santa: I Think That Girl Is Deaf.. Banta: How Do U Know? Santa: I Told I Love Her, But She Said Her Chappals Are New
Santa: Let’s Go For Movie. Banta: Shit, I’ve Got A Doctor’s Appointment Today.. Santa: Just Cancel It, Tell Him You’re Sick.
After eating fish Santa never drinks water, as he feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!
Bank manager asks Santa in an interview: "What is cyclone" Santa: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
Santa: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'. Santa: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Banta: How the word "Wife" was invented? Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of "Wildlife"!
Santa proposed a Girl...... Girl said I am 1 yr elder to you........... Santa said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Santa at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir.
Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Why you put Bulb on this Cake? Santa: It's tough to put 60 candles, we put 60W Bulb.
Banta falls in love with a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I Love You SISTER"
Santa: You cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. Santa: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is "All India Radio"
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