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Teacher: What is the shortest month? Student: May, it only has three letters.
What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back
Why did the teacher write on the window? Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Teacher: Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line? Student: I tried but there was someone already there!
Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the water.
If a single teacher can't teach us all subjects, THEN How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects?
Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in mobile and in old age there are doctors numbers.
Teacher: Why did the student throw your watch out of the window? Student: Actually, I want to see time fly.
I cried when I failed in 2 subjects, . . But . I smiled when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects Because, I love my friend alot!!!
Best Lines One Can Say After school Life- . . . “GOING TO LEARN WAS BETTER THAN GOING TO EARN..!!”
Teacher: how old are you? Student: Check the register.. . Teacher: where are you from? Student: check in school info.. . Teacher: whom do you love most mom or dad? Student: Ask my heart. . Teacher: Stupid, where is your heart? Student: Better, ask your daughter!
Master: How Old is your father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born.
SIMPLE LOGIC Teacher: 'Name one animal that is found in the desert.' Rajan: 'A camel.' Teacher: 'Good. Name another animal.' VIkram: 'Another camel.'
Three reasons to give Exams 1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication. 2- You can complete your sleep. 3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you.
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