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Husband n Wife
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Husband: I had a terrible row with my wife last night. But she crawled to me on her knees in the end. Friend: Wow, that’s really impressive! What did she say?! Husband: “Come out from under that sofa, you coward!”
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back, “Will you marry after I die?” The husband responds, “No, I will also live with your sister.”
She: “Honey, I don’t like you with the new glasses on.” He: “But sweetheart, I don’t wear any glasses.” She: “True, but I do.”
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair? Wife: The table was too heavy.
Wife: I have changed my mind... Husband: Oh Great! Does the new one work?
Wife: “You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?” Hubby: “When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.” Wife: “You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?” Hubby: “Yes! I see your picture and ask myself, ‘what problem could be greater than this one?'”
Husband: “What are you doing?” Wife: “Nothing.” Husband: “Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.” Wife: “I was looking for the expiration date.”
Wife: I purchased awesome clothes for your birthday. Husband: Oh! WOW!. Love you Darling. Show me. Wife: Wait sweet heart, I wear it and come.
Husband: Today is Sunday, I want to enjoy my whole day. So I have bought three movie tickets. Wife: Why three my dear? Husband: For you and your parents.
Wife: Had Your Lunch? Husband: Had Your Lunch? Wife: I am asking you Husband: I am asking you Wife: You copying me? Husband: You copying me? Wife: Let's go shopping Husband: Yes, I had my lunch.
Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, girl slaps him for pinching. Hubby to wife: I swear I didn't . Wife: I know, I did it.
Man says my wife died yesterday, I am trying but no tears are coming. Please help my friend. Friend: Don't worry, just imagine she came back.
Wife: “It’s our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?” Husband: “With a minute of silence.”
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