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Q: What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" *Nobody stands up* Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
Height of Addiction: Just before a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!! He said- I want to update My Orkut status as DIED ..!!
Wife: Hey Hunny!Lets go for a long drive and I'll drive the car. Husband: Yes Sure, But we can go and return back on headlines of a newspaper.
Could you fax me your photo very very urgently ? Mind you - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very important.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
This Funny fact always happens with me: Study for one Hour- No One sees.! . . But pick up mobile just for a second, & Mom/Dad enters the room! ;)
Beautiful flowers die…. Nice stories end…… Lovely songs fade…….. .. Memories are forgotten… .. All things come to end….. But people like YOU always remain forever . . . . BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE.
From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you’ve always been ……….a headache!
What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel. A crowd of women in heaven? - A host of Angels. And all women in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t know you had a prescription.
Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs to bring the Firemen under control.
Positive thinking is like….. You are standing on the middle of the road……… & suddenly a crow beats on your head…. But you remain calm… and thank to God… that cows don't fly:)
Beautiful flowers die…. Nice stories end…… Lovely songs fade…….. .. Memories are forgotten… .. All things come to end….. But people like YOU always remain forever . BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE.
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