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If a single teacher can't teach us all subjects, THEN How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects?
Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in mobile and in old age there are doctors numbers.
Teacher: Why did the student throw your watch out of the window? Student: Actually, I want to see time fly.
I cried when I failed in 2 subjects, . . But . I smiled when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects Because, I love my friend alot!!!
Best Lines One Can Say After school Life- . . . “GOING TO LEARN WAS BETTER THAN GOING TO EARN..!!”
Teacher: how old are you? Student: Check the register.. . Teacher: where are you from? Student: check in school info.. . Teacher: whom do you love most mom or dad? Student: Ask my heart. . Teacher: Stupid, where is your heart? Student: Better, ask your daughter!
Master: How Old is your father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born.
SIMPLE LOGIC Teacher: 'Name one animal that is found in the desert.' Rajan: 'A camel.' Teacher: 'Good. Name another animal.' VIkram: 'Another camel.'
Three reasons to give Exams 1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication. 2- You can complete your sleep. 3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you.
In a maths exam, everyone was writing except Pappu. He was dancing, because someone told him that there is marks for every step.
What is B.E? 8 semesters, 80GB syllabus 80MB we study, 80KB we remember 80bytes we answer & BINARY marks we get. The degree finally we get is B.E.! Brain Empty
Great students like us work on the principle of Rocket… not because that we aim to sky, but because we don't start studying until our tail is fired on!!
Exam rule of NEWTON: Half of what you read is waste, Half of the rest you don't understand, Half of what you understand you won't remember and the Half of what you remember is never asked!
Education is incomplete without 5 B's B-Bikes B-Beers B-Beautiful Girls B-Bunksand the most important B-Backlogs !!
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